The Fustercluck Ep 20: A Fustercluck Christmas

Ho ho ho and happy not dying year. We delve headfirst into some holiday cheer by talking Christmas traditions, holiday promotions, and embibe way too much nog. Hope your 2012 is better than our 12/24/11.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 19: Strategic Masturbation

Well... see.. what happened was that the original recording got all sortsa fucked, so we recorded about THREE hours before it went live. This sent Ian spiraling into a dimension of pissed off the likes of which he will never forget. So here's what we got. Grant show ineptitude with women, we talk Nickelodeon, and my computer sucks.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 18: Chymens

What's up with your piercings, people. You should at least make the fuctional. Also, what happens when people take alcohol the wrong way, and the differences between what we say and how women take it.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 17: ...Then I Came.

Battling sickness, the three Cluckateers talk about dinner etiquette, stealing another man's girl, and we even throw in a cowabunga. Just cuz.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 16: P Funk

What happens in the women's restrooms? What music makes the love making awakward? Why does Ian insist on putting on early 80s hip hop during sex? All this and more! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 15: Thanksgiving

Celebrate this Thanksgiving with your favorite alcoholics! For this holiday sepisode, we pledged to eat through the ENTIRE podcast... and frankly it was worse than the drunk episode. I'm still just laying on the bed, burping and crying. So enjoy!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 14: The Drunk Episode

We spent three hours before this podcast drinking two beers, a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, and a shot of tequila. We didn't really know what was gonna happen... but.. damn. We be fucked up.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 13: Umm.. Wieners

In this tasty little episode, we discuss taking your special person out to dinner, the rules of drinking on an airplane, and homecoming dances. It's like we're reading your friggin' mind.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 12: The Halloween Episode

YOU BOUT TO SHIT YO PANTS. Damn Chicken Fried Comedy! U SCARY! Also we drink and talk about monsters, trick or treating, and banging on Halloween. Oh how delightful.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:30am PDT
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The Fustercluck Ep 11: Bargains?!

After narrowly escaping puppicide, the three muskebeers discuss theme parks, eating garbage, and women wearing your clothes when they sleep over. It's a rare occurrence for some.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am PDT
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