Ho ho ho and happy not dying year. We delve headfirst into some holiday cheer by talking Christmas traditions, holiday promotions, and embibe way too much nog. Hope your 2012 is better than our 12/24/11.

Well... see.. what happened was that the original recording got all sortsa fucked, so we recorded about THREE hours before it went live. This sent Ian spiraling into a dimension of pissed off the likes of which he will never forget. So here's what we got. Grant show ineptitude with women, we talk Nickelodeon, and my computer sucks.

What's up with your piercings, people. You should at least make the fuctional. Also, what happens when people take alcohol the wrong way, and the differences between what we say and how women take it.

Battling sickness, the three Cluckateers talk about dinner etiquette, stealing another man's girl, and we even throw in a cowabunga. Just cuz.

What happens in the women's restrooms? What music makes the love making awakward? Why does Ian insist on putting on early 80s hip hop during sex? All this and more! 

Celebrate this Thanksgiving with your favorite alcoholics! For this holiday sepisode, we pledged to eat through the ENTIRE podcast... and frankly it was worse than the drunk episode. I'm still just laying on the bed, burping and crying. So enjoy!

We spent three hours before this podcast drinking two beers, a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, and a shot of tequila. We didn't really know what was gonna happen... but.. damn. We be fucked up.

In this tasty little episode, we discuss taking your special person out to dinner, the rules of drinking on an airplane, and homecoming dances. It's like we're reading your friggin' mind.

YOU BOUT TO SHIT YO PANTS. Damn Chicken Fried Comedy! U SCARY! Also we drink and talk about monsters, trick or treating, and banging on Halloween. Oh how delightful.

After narrowly escaping puppicide, the three muskebeers discuss theme parks, eating garbage, and women wearing your clothes when they sleep over. It's a rare occurrence for some.

Hark ye hearty adventurers! In this harrowing episode, we discuss our hangups with porn, the joys of facebook stalking, living with your lifegivers, and picking up on those ever elusive signals. Also there's more!....not really.

In the weekly drunken exploits of Ian, Grant and Sky, we reveal our most boring sexual encounters, our stories of car accidents, and the ever popular drinking game. So.. really.. just a Friday night.

Facial hair, condoms, puking and Ian's fashion choices. What do these have in common? Why, they are what make up the dreams of lovely young women all around this great world of ours! Not really.

Lucky episode seven brings us bar tender habits, facebook bitchery, and the ever relevant "how long should we wait before sex?" question. All of this, of course, under the heavy influence of bourbon and beer.

Ian, Grant and Sky blow a .08 and let it all hang out... like old naked dudes at the gym.

In the 5th episode, Ian, Grant, and a tipsy Sky King discuss their strange fears, setting the perfect mood for coitus, and the ever important practice of day drinking.

In this harrowing episode, Ian, Grant and Sky discuss the craziest night at a bar, tattoos, and the first warning sign that you're on a date with a crazy person. Also they drink.

In this drunken episode, we cover the 90s, crappy music lyrics, and of course, sex. There will be no survivors.

In this episode we talk about what to do when you get to college, how to handle urban environments, and coming to grips with the fact that some people just wear cat ears.

Welcome to the Fustercluck, presented by Chicken Fried Comedy! This is a safe place, where are all are welcome (provided you are imbibing a beverage). So sit back, relax, and let the crazy stories of Ian, Grant and Sky regale you with laughter. Also wash your ears after hearing it.

In this episode, we talk about breakups, sad people, and of course... what's on the drink list.