We discover that Ryan has the wallet of a prepubescent boy, we analyze Spring Break as adults, and which seat you gotta have on the plane.

In this delectable episode, we invite you to sup upon the fruits of our inebriated conversation. Bathroom attendants, buffets, and what we refuse to skimp on in our live. Come. Feast with us.

We tackle the self deprecating issue of what makes us douchebags, dreaming about people who are not your significant other, and (because why not?) financial tips!

We discuss the uniquely American scenario of love. When to say the L word, phone based intercourse, and which accent (dialect is the sexiest.