The Fustercluck Ep 123: Quick and Dirty

In this episode we say goodbye to 2013 with a lost topic, and hello 2014 with our resolutions. Also Ian's fiancee stops by.

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The Fustercluck Ep122: Fustercluck Christmas 3 "Still Need To Go Shopping"

It's Christmas time, and Ryan can't make a nog based drink to save his life.

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The Fustercluck Ep 121: This Party Blows.

Ian brings on the beer as we talk about the horrors of work Christmas parties.

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The Fustercluck Ep 120: Pimm's Cup #1

Grant loves the clock. Also, what is the Wayans' curse? Maybe listen. If you are a Wayans.... sup? 

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The Fustercluck Ep 119: We're Bringing Pickle Back

We put a drinking legend to the test.

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The Fustercluck Ep 118: Thanks But No Thanks

Fuck you, I need a week off.

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The Fustercluck Ep 117: We're Not Gonna Lie

Apple ale and rap songs. Truly this is the spirit of fall.

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The Fustercluck Ep 116: One Big Long Topic.

One topic. No prisoners. Lotsa booze.

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The Fustercluck Ep 115: RSVP

Ryan drops a great drink on us as we recount drunken wedding adventures.

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The Fustercluck Ep 114: Gone Hitchin'

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Dickhead.

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The Fustercluck Ep 113: Korean Keychains

Ian hears the dumbest sentence of his life, but Ryan has to come to the stranger's rescue. What a c*nt.

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The Fustercluck Ep 112: Do It With Your Eyes Closed

I'm gonna guess this episode is about cheating and revenge. It is? Cool!

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The Fustercluck Ep 111: Somebody Gets Punched In The Mouth In This Episode.

Seriously. Someone gets hit.

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The Fustercluck Ep 110: Lot More Talk, Lot Less Beer.

Ian doesn't bring enough beer, and Grant and Ryan talk ascots.

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The Fustercluck Ep 109: Best Bank You Could Ever Put Your Money In Of Everywhere.

THIS JUST IN: GRANT LOKEY LOST OR MISSING AT HIS OWN BACHELOR PARTY. COPS SUSPECT GENERAL REVELRY. 

Grant's bachelor party is tomorrow. Also we talk about Credit Unions!

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The Fustercluck Ep 108: Dat X (Eight)

Ian commits a Fustercluck sin and gets involved with a stalker in this fun little episode.

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The Fustercluck Ep 107: Excuses, Excuses.

Ryan returns... but I don't care. He's not my real dad.

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The Fustercluck Ep 106: So Sweet.

JP revisits the set to chat with us about his new movie, Red 2.

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The Fustercluck Ep 105: One More Thing While We're Away

Grant has wedding shit to do, so we throw some on some cuts that we let age to perfection.

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The Fustercluck Ep 104: Grand Mal Tarkin

The unexpected happens. Ian's fiancee stops by to bring a little estrogen to the table.

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The Fustercluck Ep 103: Obama Approved.

The POTUS with the mostest (?), gives his stamp of approval as Jeramy, Ian and Grant discuss things other than poop.

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The Fustercluck Ep 102: Pickle Sack

JP sits in for Ryan while he has mysteriously disappeared. Also, at this very moment, Grant is stranded in the forests of the great Northwest of the U.S...... hilarious.

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The Fustercluck Ep 101: sFARTzando

We return from the break with our friend Jeramy and his strange weekly habit. Ian talks conspiracy theories, and where the FUCK is Ryan?

R.I.P. Kidd Kradick

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The Fustercluck Ep 100: 100

My name is Ian Lokey, and I have written every single breakdown of every single episode for the last few years. I'm not sure if anyone ever reads them, but know I did it with a smile on my face. Every time. I also did it drunk and high half the time.

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The Fustercluck Ep 99: Parker Poses

Parker temporarily fills in for Ryan. He does a serviceable job. Also cripples! 

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The Fustercluck Ep 98: A Serviceable Way To Procreate

It's all about sex and pop tarts this week as Ryan says goodbye for a month. Also Grant doesn't know how to have sex.

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The Fustercluck Ep 97: Litter Bugs

Grant doesn't understand how littering is legal for some people, and Ian wants an energy hat.

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The Fustercluck Ep 96: 2 Guys 1 Podcast

Ian is off in Detroit this week, so Grant and Ryan have to attempt the unthinkable. Drink as much as him. Spoiler: They don't.

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The Fustercluck Ep 95: Bang With Friends

In this harrowing episode, our heroes contemplate the merits of "Bang with Friends", and Ryan really hates hookah.

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The Fustercluck Ep 94: Trace Amounts of Whiskey

Ian drops the bomb that he is engaged, and Ryan questions the bitterness in his old age. Brought to you by Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

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The Fustercluck Ep 93: Bacon n' AIDS

We eat some vodka soaked watermelon for the troops. Also Grant blows at making a vodka soaked watermelon.

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The Fustercluck Ep 92: We're Not Werther's

Ryan talks about a strange use for Werther's Originals, Ian talks about dealing in favors, and Grant's got nothin'.

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The Fustercluck Ep 91: Where's the Beef?

Redbull and vodka, guys. Redbull and vodka.

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The Fustercluck Ep 90: Ta Keel A Podcast

The three guys celebrate Cinco de Mayo, yet no one seems to know what it even celebrates. Racists. 

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The Fustercluck Ep 89: Gimme 3 Slaps

Ian is de-balled against Grant and Ryan, but at least he's drinking what he wants.

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The Fustercluck Ep 88: The Great Casino Heist

Sky King returns to regale us with a stranger than fiction tale about stealing from a casino. His thievery knows no bounds.

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The Fustercluck Ep 87: The Strip Show

Grant tries to find out how far he can go with a stripper before it's cheating. He just bought sweatpants.

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The Fustercluck Ep 86: Vegas Turnaround

Grant's little stint in Vegas means the boys get to bring you never before released content. Enjoy it you bastards.

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The Fustercluck Ep 85: Teriyaki F***

Ian, Grant and Ryan don't drink and talk about Jesus.

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The Fustercluck Ep 84: This Podcast Is CRIMINAL.

Ryan is on a sober holiday, Grant suggests some felonies, and Ian.. is like.. there.

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The Fustercluck Ep 83: Things That Make You Go Poop

We get a little Irish as Ian chats about celebrity worship, Grant can't use the restroom properly, and Ryan is on his phone again.

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The Fustercluck Ep 82: The Things We Do For Love

We go over the purchases we made for love, Grant admits his shady dealings, and we try some tacos. Yeah. That's what happens.

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The Fustercluck Ep 81: Galavanting Around With Tom Collins

Ryan is running on fumes in this show. My theory is that he has finally come to grips with his crippling alcoholism. Also we talk about girls!

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The Fustercluck Ep 80: In Your Dreams

Ian gets busted for almost cheating in a dream.. in another dream. Ryan joins Ian's side against Grant in "favors battle", and Grant talks about what part of the female anatomy bothers him.

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The Fustercluck Ep 79: Respectfully Choke A B****

Ian, Grant and Ryan talk comedians, pulling out, and what our turnoffs are.

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The Fustercluck Ep 78: Nascar SUCKS, Cursive RULES

The three are returning to original form this week, with Ian having a come to Jesus moment, and Ryan doesn't know where the Alps are.

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The Fustercluck Ep 77: A Day Late And A Ryan Short

Grant and Ian handle duties in Ian's return from Detroit. We also bring two lost gems from the Sky era.

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The Fustercluck Ep 76: Concerning Escorts and Donuts.

 JP sits in for the funniest guy on the podcast. He talks about flying back home, but he brings his baggage to the show.

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The Fustercluck Ep 75: Whiskey and Rye

Ian wants his guns back, Ryan talks sports, and Grant... hosts? Is that what that's called?

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The Fustercluck Ep 74: You're A JERK.

Ian gets a little too personal about his pleasure schedule, Ryan was a rude fourth grader, and we chug some breakfast.

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The Fustercluck Ep 73: We're Hungry And Ian Is Drunk

Ian dances a little too long with whiskey while Grant and Ryan live out fat fantasies.

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