Ho ho ho and happy not dying year. We delve headfirst into some holiday cheer by talking Christmas traditions, holiday promotions, and embibe way too much nog. Hope your 2012 is better than our 12/24/11.

Well... see.. what happened was that the original recording got all sortsa fucked, so we recorded about THREE hours before it went live. This sent Ian spiraling into a dimension of pissed off the likes of which he will never forget. So here's what we got. Grant show ineptitude with women, we talk Nickelodeon, and my computer sucks.

What's up with your piercings, people. You should at least make the fuctional. Also, what happens when people take alcohol the wrong way, and the differences between what we say and how women take it.

Battling sickness, the three Cluckateers talk about dinner etiquette, stealing another man's girl, and we even throw in a cowabunga. Just cuz.