The Fustercluck Ep 72: Reeling In The Years

We ring in the new year by half assing this episode. Take what you can get people. I need another drink.

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The Fustercluck Ep 71: A Fustercluck Christmas 2: The Last Christmas Ever.

You won't read this cuz we're all dead.

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The Fustercluck Ep 70: Poop Dreams

Yeah. It's called poop dreams. Grant chats about his stinky findings on the Roku Box, we get viewer mail.... ya know what? Just listen.. cause Grant is full of shit in this one.

And as weird as it sounds.. this goes out to Elana Ernst. The world will miss you.

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The Fustercluck Ep 69: Episode 69

The guys of "Stamos Level Fame" talk about shady holiday dealings, legalizing weed, and detail a drunk message from a drunk listener.

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The Fustercluck Ep 68: Eff Mushrooms

Sandwiches, moving in with the girl, and Ian makes a great porn title. We're back after a small Thanksgiving break.

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The Fustercluck Ep 67: Out of Office Reply

The boys recover from Thanksgiving while giving you some of the deep cuts off the new album. Well.. Ian gives them to you.. and he ain't happy about it.

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The Fustercluck Ep 66: Thanksgiving 2: It's Harvest Time

The boys gather round a full dinner table. What are they thankful for? What traditions do they have? Why is Ian so racist?

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The Fustercluck Ep 65: There Will Be Bloodys

Ian is three sheets before the show records, and Ryan and Grant get all alchy'd up on Bloody Marys for this weeks topics. Honeymooning, douches at a bar, and bloody beers.

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The Fustercluck Ep 64: Flavor of the Week

Drunk on beer and Cheez-Its, the guys talk about the hurricane, their greatest downfall, and Ryan asked the twins to choose their own adventure.

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The Fustercluck Ep 63: Scary Stories To Tell In Dim Lighting

The guys each bring you a frightening tale for Halloween. This ain't funny. It be creepy.

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The Fustercluck Ep 62: Dreams of My Farrell

Ryan rejoins the group as we chat about Grant's engagement (yeah. Right?), Scary movies, and some reader gives us an update.

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The Fustercluck Ep 61: Pro Blo Jo

An earth shattering statement is made by a girl foolish enough to sleep with Grant, Sky has trouble at the Hollywood Bowl, and we talk about.. something else.

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The Fustercluck Ep 60: Tale of the Tape

I think we make Heston mad and Ryan is nowhere to be found. We give you the spillage of our recent conversations, and hope you enjoy.

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The Fustercluck Ep 59: *Scoff*

John subs in for Ryan this week as he gets dismissed by nerds, admires our fashion sense, and overall does an above average job.

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The Fustercluck Ep 58: Talkin' Stache

We talk Ryan's nasty-ass mustache, why Ian's stories are the bomb, and stealing from work.

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The Fustercluck Ep 57: Partie Fétide

Seven and seven gets a ten from our livers as we chat about death, more college tips, and racism.

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The Fustercluck Ep 56: All About Ian

We learn quite a bit about what makes Ian tick. Also, he talks the most in this.. hence the name.

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The Fustercluck Ep 55: Special Occating

Ryan talks plainly about plantains, Ian menstruates, and Grant talks about his perfume.

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The Fustercluck Ep 54: C'mon College Boy

The finer points of college, the handicapped stall, and phrases we hate are discussed in this symphony of aural delights.

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The Fustercluck Ep 53: The Impression That I Get

We find out just how sick Grant is, we impersonate some people with limited effectiveness, and Ryan regrets being from Florida.

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The Fustercluck Ep 52: One Year Anniversary

It's been one whole year of absolute bullshit. I would now like to thank Ian Lokey. Me. For editing each one of these god forsaken podcasts. Give me money. I don't wanna be a slut. I wanna be a whore. A cheap one.

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The Fustercluck Ep 51: Waffling on Race

Ian skirts the line of white guilt and racism, a listener asks about fedora etiquette, and the guys get old.

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The Fustercluck Ep 50: You Have Checked In At Applebees

Ian has an issue with "Da Bees", we chat about spoilers, and Heston can't catch a break.

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The Fustercluck Ep 49: So Call Me, Stupid.

We delve into the treasures of hot teachers, Grant is a complete idiot, and Ryan askes us a nerdy question.

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The Fustercluck Ep 48: Sink or Swim

We return from our travels with new opinions on other states, kids wasting champagne, and what flavor chips we want.

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The Fustercluck Ep 47: Doubling Down

Heston holds down the fort as Ian and Grant probably die in Vegas, and Ryan dies alone. Luckily, they have bequeathed you a little extra for such emergencies.

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The Fustercluck Ep 46: Warsteiner

We chat about hate-love-making, finding hairs and Ryan gets his car stolen.

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The Fustercluck Ep 45: Bacheloresque

Gin takes it vicious toll on our drinkers. We discuss what makes a bachelor, food poisoning and what stores you refuse to shop in.

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The Fustercluck Ep 44: Fireball

Thoroughly inebriated on Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, the three gents discuss Facebook donations, lube, and celebrating a birthday WEEK. Weak.

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The Fustercluck Ep 43: Pronunsicate

Ryan just can't speak English as he describes his road rage, Ian discusses Blood Feuds, and we bag on religious solicitors.

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The Fustercluck Ep 42: Memorial Day

God Save the Queen! We do a little chillin' and grillin' on this Memorial Day episode. Sunburns, States and Grill Technique dominate this American Style podcast.

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The Fustercluck Ep 41: P.D.A. S.T.F.U.

Ryan nabs an elevator ride with a "close" couple, Ian takes the one drink a man should never have, and Grant forgets his childhood.

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The Fustercluck Ep 40: The Chips and the Cheese

We learn another one of Ryan's absurd food ideas, we try to cheer up our friend, and then we get political on your ass.

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In a more... ahem.. sober episode, Ryan discusses the heiarchy of cheese and jelly sandwiches, we all say c*nt, and none of us have pissed ourselves.

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The Fustercluck Ep 38: The. Whole. Bottle.

After a night of consuming a dangerous amount of Premium Bourbon, we discuss fighting with the SO, sports loving girls, and the legendary "Bros before Hos" rule. I hate that phrase.

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The Fustercluck Ep 37: Not Here, No Fear

Heston gets a little mad as we talk meeting the parents, spending the night and pulling out. Not in that order.

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The Fustercluck Ep 36: Oops! All Berries!

The perils of the cereal aisle, why they lock up certain products, and breakup songs. I promise this one is like.. super good, dude.

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We discuss some masculine shit in this one. Vegetarians, Cougars, and what manly things we have neglected to do. GRANT.

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The Fustercluck Ep 34: Recreational Diseases

Get ready, assholes. This week we talk about stuff you just GOTTA hear.... I don't know what cuz I didn't listen to it.

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The Fustercluck Ep 33: Ryan Has A Velcro Wallet

We discover that Ryan has the wallet of a prepubescent boy, we analyze Spring Break as adults, and which seat you gotta have on the plane.

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The Fustercluck Ep 32: All-You-Can-Eat

In this delectable episode, we invite you to sup upon the fruits of our inebriated conversation. Bathroom attendants, buffets, and what we refuse to skimp on in our live. Come. Feast with us.

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The Fustercluck Ep 31: d00sh

We tackle the self deprecating issue of what makes us douchebags, dreaming about people who are not your significant other, and (because why not?) financial tips!

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The Fustercluck Ep 30: Love. In America.

We discuss the uniquely American scenario of love. When to say the L word, phone based intercourse, and which accent (dialect is the sexiest.

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The Fustercluck Ep 29: The Grimace

We talk eating that a**hole meal, what we hide from the world on Spotify, and just.. ya know... what's up man?

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The Fustercluck Ep 28: An Epic Story at the End

Grant breaks the ultimate "bro" code, and we use the words "on blast" way too many times. This is a jumbo sized episode, cause we got some dirty laundry to air. Buy my product.

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The Fustercluck Ep 27: Valentine's Day

Let us warm your hearts and loins with the sexiest, most romantic Fustercluck of the year. We discuss what to buy for vday, how to find that perfect mate, and how not to screw the relationship up.

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The Fustercluck Ep 26: Someone Shave My Life Tonight

Gather round children, and shut your damn mouths. Ian, Grant and Ryan discuss the art of shaving oneself, dealing with crying kids in the supermarket, and putting your addictions on blast.

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The Fustercluck Ep 25: Evolving Bathroom Behavior

With the addition of new host Ryan, we delve into the finer points of steaks, bathrooms, and awkward physical contact. All at once.

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The Fustercluck Ep 24: Everybody Pees

With a new guest who fulfills our ethnic quota, Ian, Grant and John Real discuss peeing in public, what we love to see people wear... and dat ass.

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The Fustercluck Ep 23: Condom MacGuyver

With the help of special guest Ryan Mulkay, the trio discusses the right way to ask for a condom, the things in society we hate, and our nerdy guilty pleasures.

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The Fustercluck Ep 22: Spare Parts

Sometimes we have so much material that we have to cut talking points to fit our time... thing. These are the ones we never wanted you to hear. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

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The Fustercluck Ep 21: Old Endings, New Beginnings... and Salmon.

We ring in the New Year by talking resolutions, 21st birthdays, and what we expect outta 2012. We pretty much spoil it for you.

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